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archiemcphee:

While they might once have been considered something shocking, we’re so accustomed to gummy worms that, delicious and classic as they are, their inherent weirdness has been somewhat overshadowed by newer, stranger candies. That is, until we encountered the edible monstrosity that is the World’s Largest Gummy Worm made by Vat19:

“The World’s Largest Gummy Worm is 128 times more massive than a traditional gummy worm. Measuring twenty-six inches long and weighing in at approximately 3 pounds, the World’s Largest Gummy Worm is the most delicious 4,000-calorie candy worm in existence. Each World’s Largest Gummy Worm features dual flavors, a ribbed body, and a five inch girth.”

Between the eye-popping stats, entertaining video of the worm being used as bait, and the sight of someone blissfully taking a great big bite out of one, our jaws have officially dropped. We aren’t sure if we desperately want one or if we want to run for cover, which must mean that this gargantuan worm is something pretty awesome. 

…..

I’ve got nothin’.

Hey, until I saw the guy biting into it? I thought these were giant jelly double-ended dongs.

…they still could be…

Oh dear…